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Hi, Linda. 🙋♂️🙋♂️ Glad it was amusing. That's what we are here for, to laugh at ourselves and with others. And learning is just a bonus.
The Velcro is a good fitting mechanism-material idea. Too bad it's not an automatic thing that locks itself. 😔
You mentioned you have a sprayer on your bathroom sink? A fixture or bottle? Me too, but a bottle, not a fixture. But the spicket sprayer on the kitchen sink is my changing station "pistol."
The sprayer-"pistol"-with warm to cool water helps clean the stoma area like a pressure washer. And the rest goes down the drain.
Unless I misunderstood, you have leaks in bed? Not so much as going outside doing chores, correct? This needs to be addressed: nocturnal leaks.
Volumes have been written here on the site about this nighttime leakage. You can PM me or add details on what you tried to solve this.
What I do to prevent nighttime leaks is to eat early, dump the bag before bedtime, and make one trip around 2-3 a.m.
Lay on back, but also turn here and there.
I do side sleep cautiously.
I also wear a T-shirt to somewhat contain a blowout.
Plus a thin ostomy belt to keep the appliance tight and flush to the stomach all the time. Never remove it is my game.
And we know to use those smiley C adhesive strips to contain the O-ring leak to buy us time.
Someone suggested lowering the (foot) bed so stuff runs down into the bag instead of weakening the O-ring while laying flat on back.
I'm considering those doughnut seats for your ass. Why? Well, placing that around your bag might help sleeping on the stomach. Gravity would pull poop that way south, away from the O-ring seal.
Jury is still out on that. Would love sleeping on the stomach, even for ten minutes. Let me know your thoughts. ✌️