70's guy living in The Villages, Central FL, to exchange conversation with others (especially women!) about life with an ostomy bag. I did stand up for 15 years in So. Calif. and I've learned to apply my comedy talents (some will debate the word "talent") to my life as a "bag man". I'm open, honest and would like to share experiences.
*Jackkau
Jun 25, 2021 12:32 pm
Why Join MeetAnOstoMate?
First off, this is a pretty cool site with 37,000 members who truly understand you.
It's not all about ostomy. We talk about everything.
Many come here for advice or to give advice, others have found good friends, and some have even found love. Most importantly, people here are honest and genuinely care.
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Create an account and you will be amazed by the warmth of this community.
*Jackkau
Jun 25, 2021 1:44 pm
Not my style. I did "short story" bits. For 15 years I was at every comedy club in So. Calif. Worked with some famous comedians.
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w30bob
Jun 25, 2021 7:33 pm
Glad to have you aboard, Jack... this place could use a little stand-up. Not saying, taken as a whole, we're not funny... we're a friggin' riot! But there's always room for improvement. Because if we can't laugh at all this crap (pun intended)... we're probably gonna cry. And no one wants that!
Here's one for "X"... how do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Hey, I never said I was a comedian... that's Jack's gig! Feel free to jump in and help me out anytime, Jack. Anytime.
;0)
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Superme
Jun 26, 2021 12:03 am
Here's one:
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents' room.
Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you're bouncing up and down on him."
His mom is taken by surprise and says, "Oh, well I'm bouncing on his stomach because he's fat and that makes him thin again." And the boy says, "Well, that won't work!"
His mom says, "Why?!?"
The boy replies, "Because the lady next door comes by after you leave each day and blows him back up!"
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