Toiletless Trains: A Limerick On Passenger Plight

Cairngormless

Nov 21, 2010 8:12 pm

Diddle de Dee Diddle de Dum
The train travels onwards, the passengers glum.
Time passes so slowly, things get ever worse.
Now some cross their legs, others mutter a curse.

Diddle de Dum Diddle de Diddle
I know how it feels when there's nowhere to pee.
It really gets bad when you can't have a piddle.
And it feels even worse when you're sat in the middle!

Diddle de Da Diddle de Dee
I just settle back, have a sip of my tea
and sit there quite smugly whilst their spirits sag;
'Cos I've got a Stoma and wear a Big Bag!

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lottagelady

Nov 21, 2010 11:32 pm

You have quite a talent there! Thanks for sharing and giving us a smile ....
Rach xxxx

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Toiletless Trains: A Limerick on Passenger Plight

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