In my case, a biopsy of an ulcer on my anus caused by radiotherapy from a previous cancer, fusing a hemorrhoid (18 years ago), returned a positive for cancer. My op was just over 5 months ago with removal of my rectum and fitted out with my new stoma orifice.... I now have a Ken butt (Ken and Barbie Doll butts). It was pretty painful and slow healing, complicated by keyhole surgery proposed to construct my stoma turning into a slice and dice from the belly button to pubis, and an infection and return to the hospital, loss of appetite, and not helped by side effects of painkillers causing constipation. I took up smoking the weed to get back my appetite, ease my pain, and get off the Endone. Cushions everywhere, car, desk chair...even took them to any appointments I had just in case there wasn't suitable seating. Still coming to terms with my new orifice but thankful I had a great surgeon who created a pert protruding stoma I call my Botox Baby because it looks like Botox Lips...Still haven't dared to look at my Ken butt in the mirror yet. In parting, I would just like to share some levity with you guys...Cheers All ........
Johnny's teacher asked the class how their weekends were.
"Horrible," said Johnny. "A car hit my cat in the arse!"
"Rectum," said the teacher. "Say rectum."
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"