Our friend MMSH has already tried this, but it didn't work, so we will try again. Now I know how to do stuff!
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Just how my bag hangs first thing in the morning...
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And a few others to make you smile...
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LOL!!! This is the sort of thing one might see on Dave Letterman!! FUNNEEEE
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I had to laugh... as well I lived in SE Asia for 10 years... great
It reminded me of an ad I saw once. Full page for a vacuum cleaner... the caption for the machine read as follows in big bold letters:
(I am not only a good sucker but a blower too) ...lol hihihihihiih.....wow, they sold out in one day.......lol hihihihihii
You should have seen some of the menus...
Lots of laughs. Keep it up.
WAB
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Here are some products I came across which actually exist: the name of the product and what they are used for... lol
Clean Finger Nail - Chinese tissues
Kolic - Japanese mineral water
Creap Creamy Powder - Japanese coffee creamer
Last Climax - Japanese tissues
Ass Glue - Chinese glues cures everything
Swine - Chinese chocolates
Libido - Chinese soda
Pocari Sweat - Japanese sport drink
Ban Cock - Indian cockroach repellent
Shocking - Japanese chewing gum
Homo sausage - East Asian fish sausage
Cat Wetty - Japanese moistened hand towels
Hornyphon - Austrian video recorder
Shitto - Ghanaian pepper sauce
Pipi - Yugoslavian orangeade
Polio - Czechoslovakian laundry detergent
Crundy - Japanese gourmet candy
Superglans - Netherlands car wax
I'm Dripper - Japanese instant coffee
Zit - Greek soft drink
My Fanny - Japanese toilet paper
Laugh away, everyone... one is there and I wish I had kept the bottle... put it in my medicine cabinet... everyone peeks in a medicine cabinet... lol hihihi
I picked it up in China... it was called...Ass Glue... it cured everything... lol hihihihi..
Cheers, everyone
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China
Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong
Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo
Prawn cock and tail - Cairo
Cock in wine/Lioness cutlet - Cairo
French fried ships - Cairo
Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China
Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong
Roasted duck let loose -
Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion -
Fried freindship - Nepal
Strawberry crap - Japan
Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam
Toes with butter and jam - Bali
Goose Barnacles - Spain
French Creeps - L.A. I had to add this one
Fried fishermen - Japan
Buttered saucepans and fried hormones - Japan
Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes - Japan