Hi Dave,
For whatever reason.......I don't ever balloon. Gas is just not an issue for me, and I eat a lot of crap. Seems the part of my small intestine that I have left doesn't absorb fat or cholesterol, so I eat everything normal folks shouldn't, and do it every day. I just had my lipids checked and my LDL and HDL are spot-on in the middle of the range. My blood pressure is always perfect, as is my heart rate. This must be the silver lining in my otherwise rain-infested cloud. The guys at work just shake their heads..........I eat McDonald's burgers every day (including a large fry) for lunch (and buy enough to eat through the evening), I drink heavy whipping cream by the quart and have half a dozen bowls of Raisin Bran (with extra raisins) soaked in Half N Half each night......usually before I eat a whole DiGiorno Deep Dish Pan Pizza. And I wash that down with a couple large glasses of iced whole milk (because cream and half N half get expensive when you drink it by the gallon). And I never get any gas. Or gain any weight. No wait, I take that back. I have been gaining a little weight.......finally. Which is why I wanted to write this reply.
You mentioned a few things I need to comment on. First, it's thought our bowels adapt for the first year. That's crap. They continue to adapt for as long as needed. Mine are still adapting and it's 5 years since my operation this past September. The trick to adaptation is not to "help" your body except when absolutely necessary. They don't tell you this stuff because they really don't fully understand it........and neither do I, but your body will adapt faster if it has to, but if you help it constantly then it won't.........because it doesn't have to. That's why I didn't drink any ORS for the first couple years. I didn't want my body to think if it didn't adapt to absorb what I was drinking it would be fine because I'd cave and drink the ORS. And now I can drink things my dietitian swears us short gutters should have trouble with.
The thirst thing. Ain't that a bitch??? I couldn't conquer that one, despite continued trying. No one, including my docs, understood what it's like to be constantly thirsty. And how good it feels to chug a quart of 33-degree cold ice water, knowing full well it'll be coming out my bag in oh......another minute or so. I now know how I want to die............I want to drown in a big tub of ice water...chugging it as I go. Seems there's some poetic justice in that one. Sort of killing two birds with one stone....me and my thirst. The good news is........and you won't believe this.........you will overcome that thirst. Not all the time, but I'm at the point now where I've actually had a few days and nights that I wasn't compelled by my thirst to drink everything in sight. And when I controlled myself my stool firmed up........not to what we'd consider normal, but beyond what I ever thought I could accomplish. So there's a light at the end of the tunnel in regards to constant thirst.
So bottom line........your "new normal" will change for the better as time goes on. Oh, one thing I forgot to mention. That heavy whipping cream, if taken by itself, does thicken up my output. No really, if I drink half a pint after I eat my breakfast (usually a homemade sausage egg and cheese monster burrito I make) my output will be like thick toothpaste. But only if I drink the cream instead of water, Diet Coke or ORS. I haven't looked at the chemistry of cream to figure that one out..........but I kid you not.
Hey, I could go on and on and bore you to tears, but it's gotten dark outside, so I need to go feed the horses before they get too hungry and eat the goats........who've probably already eaten the geese......who ate my chickens. Funny thing that Mother Nature. We can chat more later, but better times they are a comin'. Hang in there Brother.
Regards,
Bob