WHERE TO NOW?
When talking about my ostomy
too many verses seem to me
to labour negativity
not favour positivity.
I now attest that I will try
to do my best to rectify
the bias that was written when
I held a pious poisoned pen.
Lots of those bad things I knew
and what I chose to bring to view
were at one time felt so strong
because I dwelt on them too long.
So now I must look forward to
composing verses just as true.
Swapping from the diabolic
and opting for the more symbolic.
I’ve not been one for smart-arsed jokes
or for the fun that this provokes.
But now that might be in my past
and I can put things right at last.
I might go rash with jollity
with dashes of frivolity.
A touch of humour never hurts
and much of it will come in spurts.
Those little spurts might remind me
of bits about my ostomy.
But now I’ll see the funny side
and look upon the sunny side.
Because to me humour can fit
with ostomies and toilet wit.
The two combined might bring a smile
and that might make this thing worthwhile.
B. Withers 2013
When talking about my ostomy
too many verses seem to me
to labour negativity
not favour positivity.
I now attest that I will try
to do my best to rectify
the bias that was written when
I held a pious poisoned pen.
Lots of those bad things I knew
and what I chose to bring to view
were at one time felt so strong
because I dwelt on them too long.
So now I must look forward to
composing verses just as true.
Swapping from the diabolic
and opting for the more symbolic.
I’ve not been one for smart-arsed jokes
or for the fun that this provokes.
But now that might be in my past
and I can put things right at last.
I might go rash with jollity
with dashes of frivolity.
A touch of humour never hurts
and much of it will come in spurts.
Those little spurts might remind me
of bits about my ostomy.
But now I’ll see the funny side
and look upon the sunny side.
Because to me humour can fit
with ostomies and toilet wit.
The two combined might bring a smile
and that might make this thing worthwhile.
B. Withers 2013