UTILISING IRRIGATION.
Utilising irrigation
for the long-term mitigation
of continual conditions
is one of my long-term traditions.
I tend to gargle quite a lot
to irrigate my throat of grot,
for food will stick right at the back
which can create a cough-attack.
Plain water tends to dislodge it
which helps it to combine with spit,
then, I may swallow once again
hoping it goes down without pain.
I often irrigate each ear,
as well as irrigate my rear,
for when I was incontinent
that was how my time was spent
But now I have an ostomy
this irrigation’s changed for me
as now, water’s pumped in my tum’
more often than my failing bum.
Although, I feel I should admit
that, though I can no longer shit
from my anus, I still have got
to irrigate my mucus grot.
I also irrigate my nose
with Beconase which helps and slows
production of the snot that grows
blocking and stopping breathing flows.
Thus, I for one, will irrigate,
and rarely ever hesitate,
as this method seems efficient
for chronic condition containment.
B.Withers 2023