I brushed my teeth and my pouch fell off. I kept brushing and cracked a joke!
I farted out my stomach in front of a date and said it was a loud diesel truck.
With an ostomy, I also left my bag at an unmentioned location. I joked about jury-rigging with tape and did it haha take care everyone
3 Steps Every Ostomate Should Take
1. Join MeetAnOstoMate.org to connect with others who truly understand.
2. Register on manufacturer websites for free samples and product news.
3. Sign up with your local or national ostomy association for expert support.
Right, Alex! No one should ever discuss their ostomies when their teeth are purple! 🤫
