Speaking of one toke over the line: one day I took a little trip down to the river that runs into the harbor and I'm sitting in the passenger seat with my fishing rod and listening to Credence and the volume was pretty high just like me, when all of a sudden I hear this voice saying "now this is my idea of fishing so I flipped the butt and got out and started talking to this RCMP officer and we were leaning against the car and on the front seat was an open cigarette package and it was pretty obvious what it contained but he never mentioned it and we had a great chat. A few weeks later I was at the mall and here is the same Mountie setting up a table to sell tickets and the first thing he said to me was "hey Ed are you going to buy a couple of tickets from me" and you can bet your ass I was and being the first customer the tickets were numbered 0001 and 0002 and they didn't sound like winning numbers to me so I forgot all about it. Meanwhile I had quite a few plants in my garden that were getting pretty large. So one Sunday morning I'm watching TV and see this police car go by and then he circled the block again, now I'm getting worried, finally on the third trip the car pulls into my yard and is almost at the back door so I couldn't see who it was until he knocked on my back door, which gave him a perfect view of my garden, so when I opened the door I thought this is it for you Ed, but not so, this was the same police officer I had met fishing and who I bought the tickets from, and grinning ear to ear, he seen the plants but never mentioned them, instead he said, "remember those tickets you bought from me, well one of them was the winner of $1000.00" Well holy F^#@ was all I could think of so I invited him in but he said he had to leave and I wanted him to go out the front door and no way was he going to bite but he said he would be grateful if I had my picture taken with him passing me the check and not being a complete fool I agreed. The next day he showed up at the office and the camera gal was already to take the picture and I said to him, You wouldn't believe the bag of shit I'm going to buy with this and he cracked right up and we had to take three pictures before he was under control, all in all it was a really big hit. I have found in the past if you treat them well you can get away with a little larceny, a $1000 worth, Ed
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Its a good thing I typed this a while ago 'cause today would have been impossible, Have a nice day all.