Well, we all know, it's that time of year
Friends wishing friends holiday cheer
To all of my mates, both near and away
I wish you good tidings, on this Christmas Day
Presents and stockings, and things like that
Cakes and cookies, that won't make you fat
Friends and family, gathered round the fire
Hope none are assholes, that arouse your ire
Turkey and dressing, all the Christmas goodies
To old guys like me...a stiff Christmas woodie!!
To all of the ladies, my best wishes
Here's hoping your man, will wash all those dishes
Merry Christmas my friends, much love and no hate
Merry Christmas to all...from this ostomate
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